OMFG NoOOOOOOoooooooO!!!!!!!! I hated SpyKids(which was also watched by accident)...noOOooooooOOoooooOOoOo fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!
Why is my hand in Willy Wonka style?
We were given, well, SOLD, for 20cents, these 3D glasses. WOW! 3D! -.-
Okay, for those who are blur...this is a KIDDY MOVIE! I made a fucking mistake. We could've watched The Cave, The Maid, or The Something...but noOOoOOOo...I was stupid, and now we gotta watch 1 and a half hours of KIDS ACTING!!!!!!!
Okay, for those who are blur...this is a KIDDY MOVIE! I made a fucking mistake. We could've watched The Cave, The Maid, or The Something...but noOOoOOOo...I was stupid, and now we gotta watch 1 and a half hours of KIDS ACTING!!!!!!!
The movie sucked so bad I was at the edge of my seat, trying to cover my face. "Omigodomigodicantbeseeninthistheatreomgomgomg!!!"
The plot isn't worth mentioning, but I'll do it anyway.
Max is a kid who's parents are always arguing, and he's always picked on by the other kid's in school (omg the bully scene is so fucking lame. omg! though, it kinda reminds me of Ian Kok back in my primary days). Despite having a father who doesnt work, he owns a 21-inch flat screen computer monitor. Stupid. Uh, yeah, where was I? Besides having a super PC(21inch omg!), his life is miserable.
So, to escape reality, he dreams about the two people above, Shark Boy and Lava Girl. Read my digital text: These-two-people-are-the-lamest-characters-EVER! Ok, though my paedophile side DOES get turned on by Lava Girl at times(she's wearing a latex suit, come on!) I think her acting still sucks, and her line's are lame. "Why Max...why? Max is a good kid, aren't you Max? Max? Maxx?"
And Shark Boy... ... ... ... ... okay i KNOW this is a kiddy movie, BUT HIS ACTING SUCKS! He goes around pretending to have this RAGE..like GRRR and GRR.... I POUND YOU! And does all this acrobatic moves for NO reason whatsoever! His rage and 'coolness' is too overkilled. Bah.
Kk, back to the plot. Everyone is telling Max that his dreams are just, well, DREAMS(cept this little specky girl. paedophile side coming up again*shivers*). But one day, BOOM, shark boy and lava girl bring him to SAVE his IMAGINATION. Sigh...cant it get more suckier?
By the time the movie ended, I was covering my face...while Derek and Zakhren made it worse by keeping on laughing loudly at how crappy it was. Oh gawd...I can't believe the only movie I watched during the holidays is a kiddy movie. The social degration, seriously...
I'm Shark Boy. Though my name is Shark Boy, I can't breathe underwater. LOL!
The plot isn't worth mentioning, but I'll do it anyway.
Max is a kid who's parents are always arguing, and he's always picked on by the other kid's in school (omg the bully scene is so fucking lame. omg! though, it kinda reminds me of Ian Kok back in my primary days). Despite having a father who doesnt work, he owns a 21-inch flat screen computer monitor. Stupid. Uh, yeah, where was I? Besides having a super PC(21inch omg!), his life is miserable.
So, to escape reality, he dreams about the two people above, Shark Boy and Lava Girl. Read my digital text: These-two-people-are-the-lamest-characters-EVER! Ok, though my paedophile side DOES get turned on by Lava Girl at times(she's wearing a latex suit, come on!) I think her acting still sucks, and her line's are lame. "Why Max...why? Max is a good kid, aren't you Max? Max? Maxx?"
And Shark Boy... ... ... ... ... okay i KNOW this is a kiddy movie, BUT HIS ACTING SUCKS! He goes around pretending to have this RAGE..like GRRR and GRR.... I POUND YOU! And does all this acrobatic moves for NO reason whatsoever! His rage and 'coolness' is too overkilled. Bah.
Kk, back to the plot. Everyone is telling Max that his dreams are just, well, DREAMS(cept this little specky girl. paedophile side coming up again*shivers*). But one day, BOOM, shark boy and lava girl bring him to SAVE his IMAGINATION. Sigh...cant it get more suckier?
By the time the movie ended, I was covering my face...while Derek and Zakhren made it worse by keeping on laughing loudly at how crappy it was. Oh gawd...I can't believe the only movie I watched during the holidays is a kiddy movie. The social degration, seriously...
My advice? Don't think this movie is funny. It's predictable, and boring. Very boring. It's a kiddy movie, so if you're not below 10...just give this one a skip.
I'm Shark Boy. Though my name is Shark Boy, I can't breathe underwater. LOL!
