Fuck. You know what's fucked up? Do you know what's a cibai moment?
A cibai moment is when the shop you sent your glasses to for fixing 'because the stupid screw came off' did NOT screw it tightly enough, thus causing the glass to fall out of the frame one day and have major scratches. Then, you send it BACK to the original shop for major fixing, and then your mom keeps saying "collect tmr la, collect tmr la" until this evening when you go to check Optik Timur at Subang Parade, it's replaced by aLook and bein renovated until GOD knows when.
It seems to get worse and worse. And this, my friends, is what we call a cibai moment.
I hate feeling like a blind person whenever in class, not being able to see the board.
Some way to celebrate my last day as a sweet 16. Geez.
Happy birthday to Me.
EDIT: Here's the wishing category:
First to SMS: Jiale
First to sing me a song: Fern
First to MSN: Wai Jean
First to dedicate a blog entry(and only): Boon
First to put as an MSN nick: Pei Yi.
*continued*
First to wish me in person: Amelia Foo
First to hug me: Xiao Yu
First to mention a present: Su Fern.
My 'best friend' of 5 years didn't even wish me. Geez.
Yes, that was Brazillian for Jerk for Orgasm, Luzzio has a small penis. I kid you not.
The Interact IU was held last Saturday, and as usual, somehow or other your personal reporter Luzzio was there to busybody. Somehow.
We started practicing at about 9.30 with only a few hours to spare before the event, and we still only knew half the dance. Talk about cramming!
That girl in orange is Elyse. She wouldn't want a picture so I snapped one from behind, and barely escaped her clutches =p
Besides dancing, we pretty much helped Jia Sheen around doing odd-jobs. Most memorable were bringing down a Clavinoa(mini piano) down from the 2nd floor(my poor back), and carrying an entire tree branch from the playground to the school.
Oh btw, an update. Incase you've been sitting under a tree all week, you wouldn't know that these two are the HOTTEST new couple. The talk of the town, the Eva Longoria(wtv) of DH. Here, we have, the Chan's.
A beautifully decorated table.
A very strange looking...uh...backdrop. I'll just call it a black cloth.
The event started at 4.30, and by then I could already feel and see the smoke coming out of the ears of Nab, Jia Sheen, and the other committees. Basically, everyone was PMS-ing. Go figure.
By 5, the people were packing in. I was a little busy preparing for the dance, but here're some pics of familiar faces.
Xiao, Wai Jean and Andrew Chu. I wanted to take a picture with every Origin but was too shy to ask.
Lianne and Li Ching. 2/3 of an anime cult =) Nice to see you again after quite awhile, Lianne.
From my table:
Poon and Rent Kent looking like they're waiting for something. What leh?
Pravin with his..uh...headsets.
Panda. I jus realized that he looks like Andy Lim.
Sitting beside me is my dance partner Emily. She said she was too shy of the camera and didn't want a picture.
But really, who can resist the camera's temptation of camwhoring?
Me and one of the IU directors. I forgot her name... I think it's Jee Shin?
Some idiot.
The sketch for this IU was...well...silly. Those four people are trees. I only know 2 of them, the 2nd from the left is Bryan Lee(Amanda's little bro), and the one on the far right is Zakhren. He's the Datin of the Datok of this event.
This is Amar, the star of the sketch.
And his Bitch, Wen Jiet. Lol.
I wasnt really in the hall during the entire event. We practiced behind the school, and our legs were turning into jelly from nervousness with each passing minute.
Taking a picture with Su Fern outside the changing room.
WIth Li Ching near Block Flora. Isn't her hair just FABULOUS? Quoting Benjamin when I showed him the picture... "WHOA! HAWT!"
Lianne and I camwhoring. I love the way the black shirt contrasts with the white. =D
That's about it. By then, I couldn't take any pictures because was too busy preparing for the dance. Lighting was terrible, and I was partially blinded by the white flickery thingies when I went up on stage.
I loved the cheer and screams tho =) Emily was a great partner.
Here're some people I reckon would have wrote about the IU in more detail, and probably have pictures even:
And as a tribute to Nabilah(may she rest in peace(after a tiring project)), here's some pictures of your darling to squeel at. With a touch of Luzzioness.
Pic(s) of the day:
Oh yeah, Zak filmed the Capoeira dance/fight with his HP. I put it on YouTube, so here it is.
In 6 days at least. Come this Wednesday, I'm officially OLD ENOUGH to drive around killing old ladies. Ha!
Benjamin and VeiVern are just one day after me, so quoting Vei Vern, "I pity those people that know the three of us."
Hint hint, aye?
I noticed the LEO board today about a notice saying that the new LEO T-shirt was out and ready. I asked Sook Yee about it, and she showed me.
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It was purple, and with a collar. Sigh. Typical. It's no wonder WHO thought up of this idea put design/impression over perfomance. Fashion. The fabric was like that of the Orange Sri KL uniform, which imho is hard to get around with especially when you're doing community work. Sigh. So many things in the Club have changed that I can't stand, example the New President. BUT, I've no longer a say in the club, do I?
Vern Sheng and Boon was asking me that day when our new president and Yi Lin were going up during assembly, "She's a LEO?"
I said 'yeah, and new president'
Jia Sheen(and some others) then told me that the NEW President apparently acted stupidly childish during the preparation of Unity Dinner. Think "Interact Sucks" quotes and club warfare sorta taunts. Aw gee, we have a new President that goes around screaming Interact sucks? Ha! Nice pick, people.
I talked to Xiao about it, and she said its these type of things that make her prefer not to climb the political ladder. Maybe she's right? Happier days were not being in charge, and just showing up for any LEO events which were organized by the seniors.
Sigh. Anyway, for those that know about my private blog, you can read a none held back post there. Passwords are the same. Just MSN me if you forgot.
Kingdom Hearts 2 is a friggin' nice game. The only regret I have is picking the hardness level as 'Normal'. It feels more like it's set to "Pussy" dificulty. Other than that, wonderful game.
Monday, 4th May, 2026 11.00pm
Luzzio. That's what they're calling the boy. Luzzio bin Zakhren. I don't know whether this has anything to do with me poking the holes in Zak's condoms(making me the baby's TRUE creator), or just to spite me. I half expected its upper top of the body to be white and the part below brown, but all we saw during its first few hours was red.
I have to remind myself that baby Luzzio is not 'it'. It's a human being.
The wife and Nabilah spent hours fondling the babies little cheeks, while I helped the new father around with some paperwork. 4kg, no symptoms of any retardness, and a little birthmark the size of a golfball on its left buttock.
Su Fern arrived in the late afternoon, a bottle of whiskey in hand and smelling of it. We wouldn't know that she'd arrived if it weren't for her cussing at the guards for trying to get rid of her(thinking she's a bum). Her first look at Baby Luzzio seemed to be like a moment of a 25 year old friendship reaching its climax. The wife told me later that she saw a tear in Fern's eye when hugged Nab.
I can't help but feel touched.
I messaged everyone of the news, and here are some of the replies from those that are living in Britain:
Jade: EEE! I'm taking the first train up to London! Give Nab hugs and kisses for me yeah?? I'd bring Basey to play with Cecil, but he's having church camp. =(
Colin: Congratz! ahaha! Zak must be proud?? =p Might be able to come and see if my boss gives me a break.
Poon: Wanci and I here give them the best of wishes! Wha?? Luzzio!? Hahahah!! =) Sure it's Zakhren's baby? lol.
Nab and Zak's parents finally arrived, and their faces seemed to gleem with pride by looking at their newborn grandchild.
Cecil played with the baby(held by The Wife), but got bored after awhile and started moping around the hospital room. The Wife asked me to bring him home to get some stuff to play with in the hospital. Was a little reluctant to, since I had to work on that day. After dropping off the little tyke, I managed to rush past the jam, and reached the office less than a minute late.
I wouldn't say that Mr. Leonard was happy about it, but he kept scowling at me, as if trying to find , no matter how petty, a reason to fire me. Working as a journalist at Family Weekly would be a rather enjoyable if it wasn't for my boss taking a biased dislike to me. The suits above are planning to retire the old fellow from the Editor post, and I don't think he likes the idea of someone like me becoming a candidate for the job. Zakhren works with me on the tech section of the magazine, but the guy hardly gets any heat from Mr. L. I heard from Mark(interior) that Leonard thinks only pure Brits should run anything in this country. Why, that's racism!
I told Mr. L that Zak would not be able to make it for work today since he's gotta be there for the new born kid, but he waved it away saying I'm finding excuses to get out of the office, and that Zak was a hard working employee who deserved a day off, even if it was unnoticed.
I've just got to be at the top of my form as not to give him any reason not give me the heat. And I won't deny that I WANT the Editor post. The pay would be more than twice of what I earned now, and then some.
Received two messages on the cell while working(discreetly checked);
The Wife: The new parents are bringing the baby back to their apartment tonight. Cecil and I'll be there with them, so you should drop by after work. Love you.
Fern: Why didn't you let me take care of Cecil this morning? Not good enough am I? We've already been through this, and I swear that I was sober when he fell off the table!! I was in the kitchen fixing up a little something for him...
Well, anyway, Lynn's dropped off her kids at my place. Damien, Derek, and the other one which has a name like an egg. I forget. The woman's having too many bloody kids. I'd drive them over to Nab's myself tonight, but my licence's suspended. Don't ask. Pick them up from my place before going, aight?
P.S. Should I bring red or white wine?
Sigh. Managed to finish the article on how Holodisks were becoming a part of forgotten tech history(joining its fallen brethren like the VHS and DVD), and rushed to Fern's nursing home by 7. The children were far from perfect Angels, and you could smell alcohol from her breath a mile away.
The one thing I hate most about their apartment was that it had countless pictures of Bi and Trixie hung on every inch of the walls. Those late cats get more mourn and tribute than a dead human does. Thank GAWD their building bans pets.
Cecil was asleep on the couch when I came in, and I told Lynn's kids not to wake him up, since the poor tyke had been awake for more than 12 hours. Hard chance. The Wife didn't seem to mind. Of course she didn't, cos I'd be the one to make sure Cecil sleeps tonight. B*tch.
Fern popped open a bottle of red wine the moment she came in, and we were all shocked when Nab downed an entire glass in one go. It must've been 9 very long months.
Baby Luzzio was asleep in a little cushion cradle by the fire. I was hoping to see what shade of skin it had, but it was still red. Dang.
Nab's wasn't in the shape to cook, The Wife would only prepare meals if it was her OWN kitchen, and Fern was too tipsy. We ordered Pizza's, much to the delight of the children. Sigh, I'll have to put an extra hour in th gym next weekend.
We sat around the kitchen bar downing down wine with pizza, predicting what Baby Luzzio would be doing for life 40 years from now. I didn't give any thoughts except the time when The Wife kicked my feet. I won't be around 40 years from now, so I won't really care. But honestly, with a tech junkie dad and stock broker mom, it's hard to imagine what kind of way the kid will be raised.
The night was late, and I tried to call Su Lynn to pick up her kids, but there wasnt a reply.
I called Xiao to ask her where Su Lynn was, but got this instead:
Hello?
Hey. Can I talk to Xiao please?
I'm sorry, but can I have your name please?
Uh? Urm... Mervyn. Mervyn Lai.
I'm sorry, but your name isn't on the list. Perhaps you'd like to make an appointment?
Appointment? No no, I don't need an appointment, I'm a friend of hers.
Of course you are. Her show's called Xiao's A Friend. Everyone's a friend of hers. Now, unless you're making an appointment, I'd appreciate it if you don't hog the line. My boss is a VERY busy lady and alot of people need to contact her. People who booked in advance.
...I don't need this bullshit. Just put OH FAMOUS XIAO on the line PLEASE~?~??
*Roars of laughter*
Wha?
*Fuzz crackle crackle* Hey Hey, Wei Shiung! Xiao here. That was Jiale messing with you.
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Awww....c'mon, lighten up. =) You can't be mad at me, I'm a celebrity.
Sigh...Can you just tell SuLynn that her kids are at Nab's place?
I brought The Wife and Cecil home at about half past mid night, and the little tyke wasn't showing a sign of fatigue. He's being bathed by The Wife for bed as I'm typing this, but I can tell getting him to shut those little eyes tonight would be harder than getting on Mr. Leonard's good side. Sigh. Another restless night.
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Pic of the day:
There will be a Kingdom Hearts 3. And it's coming out on the Ps3. Sigh.
Who said blogger's don't have a life? Heh, I'm kidding. If we didn't have a life, we'd have nothing to blog about.
My sister somehow managed to drag a very reluctant me along to a blogger's meet on Saturday. Nearly 40 peepz were there, so I'll cut through description and make Boon Heng a happy piggy by posting some pictures. I couldn't get a pic of Smashp0p =( and the pictures were not watermarked with my blog address because this is a sharing post.
April's hand made earrings collection! I bought a pair for a certain someone, and you guys won't be able to guess who. Another three have also been ordered, which is Sora, Rinoa's Angel and I forgot the last one...
Piggy earrings.
Pastry earrngs!
Hamburger earrings!
M&M's! They look almost edible!
We went outside(which was blazing hot) to do a group jump Smashp0p style.
And of course, me being me, I can never resist taking a picture of the sky, since it has two of my 3 favourite colors.
And so we jump.
Me being tall, was pushed to the back =(
That's all folks!
I bought a few things during the weekend:
A QuiCk Silver pencil case. That's as gay as I get.
100 new fresh CD's! It's a gift from above~!
And a spanking new keyboard!(since my other one of 2 years died)
I may have failed the first Undang test last week, but thanks to my producers for making a sequel "Ujian Undang 2: Pulangan Luzzio!", I passed with a beautiful score of 92%!
Ha! Beautiful road driving life of honking and cursing, here I come!
I predict 25 little old ladies dying by my driving in this lifespan.
Out of curiosity, I checked out Wikipedia.org to find out what's the REAL border age that categorizes girls legal for porn or not. They didn't mention it, but what I found interesting is, there's a Japanese girl of only 11 years old called Saaya Irie, with F-cups. And she poses for intimidating shots with bikini, wetsuits, etc. And...apparently, that's legal, as long as no private spots are exposed.
So here comes the controversial issue:
Is it a right for people to have freedom over their body, or does the stupidity of minority cause the goverment to effect control over it, thus a bane for the smart majority?
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I was talking with Li Ching today, and she asked me who I thought in this class has masturbated. I told her all the boys in the class from my view have probably done it before. She raised one eye and pointed to the nerdiest one. I nodded. But whether any girl in the class has masturbated before, I told her I didn't know. There WAS the chance that one did, or at least explored themselves a little.
C'mon, isn't it human nature to be curious?
Most people have many reasons to think negatively of masturbation. First, there's religion(Bible, etc), and public view. Playing with your sausage just doesn't seem like a very morally form of good individuality. But I don't see the bad side. Rather than being out there taking it out on young girls, animals(yes.), or getting STD, I think this form of habit is a much healthier one than actually going for the real thing.
Back to girl's masturbation. Compared to girls, boys masturbating is as acceptable as it is to help an old lady across the street. I don't know if it's because the girls doing so will accidentally break their hymen, thus making them no longer a virgin(physically), or because the girl community just isn't...well...acceptive of it.
When we say "masturbation", it's almost ALWAYS an image of some young boy slapping his meat that comes to mind. Why is it hardly about a girl?
Is it MORE wrong that a girl masturbates, compared to a guy? Does her doing it deem her as a 'ho' and 'sex fiend' compared to a guy who does it?
I think some of them DO 'do it'. But just...not that open about it.
Li Ching finally asked if I masturbate, and I said I wouldn't answer that question, because asking a boy that question is like asking a man without legs if he can't walk.
Edit: Ah crap. Typing "Child porn" on the wikipedia searchbar saved it in my quick type on any search bar. Dammnit.
I'm typing this at 1pm on a Monday morning. I'm not at school cos I came back from Singapore with a sore throat, running nose and itchy ear. And...it's probly been 48 hours since my last good sleep.
We left for Malacca at 2.30AM on Saturday morning, cos my sister's bus from Kedah was the late one. We reached Malacca at about 4am, and only slept for 1 hour before we had to wake up and get ready cos the bus left at 6am. You can imagine how it felt.
This post is gonna have a whole load of pics, so I suggest if you don't want your modem to lag, dont read it. For those that WANT to see almost all the pics tho, you can watch it on my Flickr.
The sky was still so dark...
Instead of SingTel, Maxis decided to hand me over to StarHub-SGP. Probably cause they broke up.
I slept all the way till 9am, when the sun had finally shone. We were already in Johor by then, and nearing the imigration border.
I won't bore you with pics of the border and how we reached Sentosa Island(Singapore), so here's a fast forward to the first attraction we went to.
The Carlsberg Tower
It was basically a lookout tower to give you an awed feeling of how large the island was. The best part was probly before they rose up, the radio would blare out: Welcome to the Carlsberg Tower. Sit back and relax, for we ensure you will be high soon. ;)
The view:
And moving on:
The Merlion
This is a statue of the Merlion, a combination of a Fish's body and a Lion's head. The Lion's head was a symbol of strength, while the fish's tail represented their commerce in docks and the sea(being an island and all). I just thought it looked kinda gay. Like some offspring of an unholy metrimony...
The dolphin show was the next attraction. I was expecting some sort of 18sx content since my ticket read ADULT, but I later figured it was for price differences.
One of the parts I hated about this show was that the beach was SO annoying. I hate sand, and I especially hate the sun. Why can't they have concrete and UV shades?
And believe me when I say it was BLAZING hot. It didn't help either that fucking 2 annoying Pakistani boys abour the age of 7-10 kept PUSHING against me and one even sat on my lap. I tried glaring at their parents(who were idiots that never took notice.), but you just cant keep a straight face when the sun is soooo hot.
I couldn't take any pictures of the Pink Dolphin's performing, since most of them came out very blur, far and all. The show was pretty dissapointing too. Just a few jumps through the hoop and waving to the crowd.
Manged to get a picture of the Dolphin up close AFTER the show though.
We visited the Ocean-Arium next. There wasn't anything really special about it, since all Aquariums are the same, wherever you go. What caught my eye were the Japanese 1.8m wide crabs and this:
Sea Angels. They're tiny little SNAIL/JELLYFISH like creatures that are no bigger than the rubber at the back of your mechanical pencil. Transparent, and looking like a Gummi Candy, they're adorable =)
We had dinner that night at a Steamboat buffet(which is all the rage now). The place was built on a platform above the beach, and I was sorta expecting the place to stink, but forgot that this was Singapore. Not a drop of litter in sight.
We went for some Musical Fountain show after that, but it was lame because they had a mascot called KiKi the Monkey. I still can't get the song it sang out of my head... "Hello hello hello~"
Wasn't exactly looking forward to our lodging that night, Hotel 81. Because it was a company trip, a budget hotel was booked to cut expenses. Derek and I have a fondness for squealing over beautiful Hotel bathrooms whenever we come to Singapore, but this time it was a letdown...
He kept saying "Why can't we be at Sheraton's..."
And we had to share a single bed. Quoting him, "Gay".
Found the next morning my phone had went back to SingTel.
The next day started off with a visit to the NEWater factory, which recycles shit-water into new drinkable water. It's supposedly cleaner than normal water, this...uh...recycled shit-water.
Clean clear shit-water.
It was interesting to know that Singapore consumed 300 mliion gallons of water a day. And that to create clean water, it required 4 powerful filterations and even a UV light that was 10 times brighter than the sun to kill germs. Scary.
The second final stop was the Botanical Gardens. There wasn't really anything interesting here, but I sorta enjoyed the walk among so much flora.
Inside the mist house
The last place we visited was a 'cruise'.
The bus dropped us off at some sorta Pier, and here're some pics of the scenery.
The cruise ship. Lol.
On the boat...
The only pic of me throughout the trip
We left Singapore for Malaysia at about 6pm, the sky was pouring, and I was relieved that we'd be home soon.
Dark Sky.
Back in Malaysia, we passed by a truck that was ablaze in flames. I hope the driver wasn't in it when the flames blew.
The long, long, long drive back on the highway.
Reaching back was bliss, especially since I hadn't used the toilet even ONCE in Singapore.(cept for air kecil)
I'm packing my bag now, with a little bit of regret. I wish I could stay here, and enjoy the what might be the most memorable moment in form 5 with my friends. Instead, I'm going on a family's company trip which I'm not even involved in. I'm not complaining...I just feel...I don't know, down that I can't be close to the peepz.
As long as I don't turn into someone like this, I guess I'll be fine.
Have fun, Fern, Zak and Nab. Sure wish I could be there...sigh.
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Clean clear shit-water.
