I made the biggest mistake of the week. Zakhren, Derek and I were to watch a movie, and it was sorta up to me to decide. I didn't know what movie was good, so I didn't bother checking the papers and just rang up the booking service. I skipped Lord's Of Dogtown, and Herby Reloaded, into Shark Boy!!! I was like, whoa, shark boy...that should be interesting. And once we got to the cinema, that's when I realized...it was Shark Boy and Lava Girl!!!!
OMFG NoOOOOOOoooooooO!!!!!!!! I hated SpyKids(which was also watched by accident)...noOOooooooOOoooooOOoOo fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!
Why is my hand in Willy Wonka style?
We were given, well, SOLD, for 20cents, these 3D glasses. WOW! 3D! -.-
Okay, for those who are blur...this is a KIDDY MOVIE! I made a fucking mistake. We could've watched The Cave, The Maid, or The Something...but noOOoOOOo...I was stupid, and now we gotta watch 1 and a half hours of KIDS ACTING!!!!!!!
The movie sucked so bad I was at the edge of my seat, trying to cover my face. "Omigodomigodicantbeseeninthistheatreomgomgomg!!!"
The plot isn't worth mentioning, but I'll do it anyway.
Max is a kid who's parents are always arguing, and he's always picked on by the other kid's in school (omg the bully scene is so fucking lame. omg! though, it kinda reminds me of Ian Kok back in my primary days). Despite having a father who doesnt work, he owns a 21-inch flat screen computer monitor. Stupid. Uh, yeah, where was I? Besides having a super PC(21inch omg!), his life is miserable.
So, to escape reality, he dreams about the two people above, Shark Boy and Lava Girl. Read my digital text: These-two-people-are-the-lamest-characters-EVER! Ok, though my paedophile side DOES get turned on by Lava Girl at times(she's wearing a latex suit, come on!) I think her acting still sucks, and her line's are lame. "Why Max...why? Max is a good kid, aren't you Max? Max? Maxx?"
And Shark Boy... ... ... ... ... okay i KNOW this is a kiddy movie, BUT HIS ACTING SUCKS! He goes around pretending to have this RAGE..like GRRR and GRR.... I POUND YOU! And does all this acrobatic moves for NO reason whatsoever! His rage and 'coolness' is too overkilled. Bah.
Kk, back to the plot. Everyone is telling Max that his dreams are just, well, DREAMS(cept this little specky girl. paedophile side coming up again*shivers*). But one day, BOOM, shark boy and lava girl bring him to SAVE his IMAGINATION. Sigh...cant it get more suckier?
By the time the movie ended, I was covering my face...while Derek and Zakhren made it worse by keeping on laughing loudly at how crappy it was. Oh gawd...I can't believe the only movie I watched during the holidays is a kiddy movie. The social degration, seriously...
My advice? Don't think this movie is funny. It's predictable, and boring. Very boring. It's a kiddy movie, so if you're not below 10...just give this one a skip.
I'm Shark Boy. Though my name is Shark Boy, I can't breathe underwater. LOL!
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dowacks August 28, 2005 02:03 PM PDT HAHAHA.... well, yeah nothing to be really embarassed about la....
z^2 August 28, 2005 01:13 PM PDT =D thank God i dont go to the movies often =d
Z August 28, 2005 10:26 AM PDT You dont have to get too overworked about it. There are worse movies... like Barbies Big Adventure or that Barney thing or something... Whats the point of covering your face? Who is gonna see you lol?
Its good practice for when we get kids and have to watch stupid movies. Remember 10 years ago we were dragging our parents to watch all sorts of Disney productions (Lion king, Aladin, or anything with On Ice in it haha.)
Besides whats wrong with lauging about a stupid movie? HAHAHA!
fern August 28, 2005 10:16 AM PDT hey...shark boy looks like the guy who played angel in angel the series! hehe....funny nose O.o
